- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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