Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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