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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

hi penis ham telephone

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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