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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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