Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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