why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Dwarf Shortage

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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