How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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sky's sty

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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