- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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