- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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