- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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