How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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SEX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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