Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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