- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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