- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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