Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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