Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Loperson

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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