A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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