- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

fridge

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

8

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Your girlfriend.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??