What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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