What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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69.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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