- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

womens rights.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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