How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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