What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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