You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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men, men like men= men+bed

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Anti Joke

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