why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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