- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do u call a cripple Biv

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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