Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

women's rights.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

George W. Bush

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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