- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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