What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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