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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

someone called someone else a frog

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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