- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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