Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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