- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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