- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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