Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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