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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

I'm Andrew Schmitt

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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