Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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