- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

I'm rick james bitch

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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