why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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