Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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sadf

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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