- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

where's mom I killed her

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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