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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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