A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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