Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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