- Anti Joke

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If life gives you lemonade.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.