Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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