- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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