Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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