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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it