- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

My mom

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

womens rights

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??