- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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