What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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