- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Gay rights.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is white and black and red all over.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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