- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

All of these jokes are about white people

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Jebron Lames.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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