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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Pain Olympics.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A gay man watches football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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