- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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