two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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ur gey

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

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