Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Anti Joke

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