All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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