Ain't idn't a word.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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woman's rights

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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