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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Refridgerator.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

All of these jokes are about white people

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