What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Hey Shea

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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