- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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