- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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