- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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