A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

No it doesnt..

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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