What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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