How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

You dropped something.... Yo lip

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti Joke

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