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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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