- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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