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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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