- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

bangers and mash?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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