Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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