Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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