Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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The Labour Party.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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