A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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knock knock come in

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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