- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Men's rights

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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