Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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