Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Title IX

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

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