- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A jew enters a mall.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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