- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Women's rights.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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