What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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