A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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No antijoke here.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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