- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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