What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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penis. nuff said.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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