- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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