- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

This is a joke.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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