- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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