- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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