- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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