- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why? Because.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

will you like this joke my sources say no

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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