- Anti Joke

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.