- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??