You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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