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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

someone called someone else a frog

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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