- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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