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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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