- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

rocky is here again.......................

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