What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Gus's mom

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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