How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i'm hard

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A fat guy!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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