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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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