- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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