- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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