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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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