What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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N-E Pats never cheated

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Anti Joke

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