Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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