Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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