Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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