- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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