- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Urban ghettos

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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