- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

call me maybe.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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