- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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