Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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whats 2+2? 4

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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