- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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