There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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