How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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