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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

your mom.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

school homewrok

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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