What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

No your aunties a joke

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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