- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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