whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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my penis

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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