- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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