Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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