- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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