- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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