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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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