- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

u know whats a crime? rape

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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