- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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