- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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