Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Dumb

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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