why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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My Boyfriend

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Click here to end the world.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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