- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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