Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Once upon a time a was born

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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