- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

womans having rights.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.