- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Who is it?

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

"Knock knock" Come in!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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