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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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