Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A house comes around the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How old is victor? Half past dead

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

thumb_up thumb_down

poo

thumb_up thumb_down

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops