What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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