- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

My Boyfriend

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Click here to end the world.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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