Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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