- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

penis. nuff said.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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