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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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