- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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