- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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