Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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