- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Men's rights

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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