- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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