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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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