- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Tilt your screen back .

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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