Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Women's rights

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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