- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

a black man pays his child support

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