the economy.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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