Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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