- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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