- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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