What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is life? Paul.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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