Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Anyone can post anything.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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snowglobe

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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