- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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