why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Atheism

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

If you just read this, You're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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