- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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