Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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