- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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