What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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autistic kids rock

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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