what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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