- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Jordan is pregant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

binladin walks into the american seals

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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