Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Anti Joke

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