- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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