"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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