A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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