- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

batman has diarrhea

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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