- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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