- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

knock knock Goodbye

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??