- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

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