- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

batman farted so hes retarded

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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