- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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