My jeans

A man died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

women's rights.

Knock Knock. Come in.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

This is an anti-joke.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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