- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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