- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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