- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Fat? Jesse Z

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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