- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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