Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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