What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Jesus Christ

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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