Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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VITAMIN C!

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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