what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Badabing.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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