Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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penis. nuff said.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Dwight Howard

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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