- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes