- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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