- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Cheese

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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