Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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penis. nuff said.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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