Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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