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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

knock knock... ...no answer

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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