- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

black people swimming

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??