- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Go away still nothing to see

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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