- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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