- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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